A few years ago, I was driving to Spring Green from Madison after watching a movie at the theater late one night. It’s an hour drive from Madison to Spring Green, and most of the ride is through small towns where gas stations aren’t open very late. Knowing it might be difficult to find a bathroom so late in the night (and believing public urination probably wouldn’t be the best thing to have on my record), I remember thinking maybe I should go to the bathroom in Madison before I left. But then my Y-chromosome called me a sissy and convinced me I could make it all the way home.
I realized pretty quickly that I had made a wrong decision, and so at every little town I came to, I looked left and right for any sign of some place where I could pull over and use the bathroom. After passing through a few unpromising towns, I remember finally seeing ahead of me a gas station brightly lit up. I could even see the attendant inside working at the counter.
I was so happy that, without turning on my signal or looking behind me, I immediately turned left from the right-hand lane and aimed towards the gas station.
Bright blue and red flashing lights behind me quickly revealed I had cut off a police officer in my pursuit of a toilet.
The law had found me. And there was no escape. I was caught red-handed, guilty.
When I came to a stop, I rolled down my window, held out my driver’s license, and shouted, “I really have to use the bathroom! Can I give you my license and go run to the toilet?”
The officer nodded his ascent, so I ran as fast as a guy can run whose bladder is about to explode and took care of business. When I returned to the car, the officer explained that under the circumstances, he’d let me off with a warning rather than a ticket. Boy, was I relieved! (In more ways than one.)
I share this to illustrate a truth: To share the gospel effectively, my job is to help a person to see that he has broken God’s eternal law, that there are red and blue flashing lights behind him, and he’s been found guilty. Only then will he find the peace and the relief his soul needs, and only then will he gladly surrender all to Jesus.